Premium Rush (2012)

A little bit of entertainment at the expense of a lot of silly bicycle action.

Planet of the Apes (1968)

A few awful monologues and a completely impossible plotline make for an entertaining but ultimately very flawed bit of pop culture.

PO Box (1995)

 Ninety minutes of self-indulgent, self-important nonsense that is no less ridiculous or meaningless than porn and has a distinct '80s feel despite the fact it was made in the mid-'90s.

Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind (1984)

Such a beautiful film from a young Miyazaki that would simultaneously reveal to the world what he could do and the shape of sci fi to come.

As Tears Go By (1988)

Wong Kar Wai's directoral debut is vivid both in color scheme and emotional content and displays the preternatural instict this filmmaker has for bringing a story to life.

Caligula (1979)

Porn that calls itself art is neither.

Kirikou and the Sorceress (1998)

So much more interesting and magical than most American animated movies.